Fairly normal day on life's high seas.
                   
                              Clear sailing.
                                             Bright sky.
                                                         Calm water.
                                                                     No sharks.

                             In a heartbeat, normal vanishes.
                                        
                                                     And nothing is ever the same again.

If pirates (or monsters, madmen or beasts)
                         have flipped the little boat of your life upside down...
                                                                                                             REST HERE AWHILE.

                                        We know you need to.

                                   The pirates pillaged us too.